God blessed me with pleasing blonde hair. Okay, it’s actually strawberry-blonde-gone-silver. Fine, it’s gray in some light.
My eyebrows are less fetching. Not only are they not detectable outside strong sunlight, they’re also asymmetrical. Worse yet, summer colors, especially any shade of yellow drains all color from my skin.
Ah, vanity. My life has been a cosmetic adventure. How I wish I could regain the time spent penciling and brushing in combined color products that just aren’t right.
Erin introducing me to L’Oreal Stylist Plumper Brow Gel changed my world. Well, that and returning home.
On my first night home I crashed hard on the sofa in the main house. I typically shower before retiring but on rare occasions I’m too tired. Waking that first morning I was amazed to find my brows entirely intact with the previous day’s makeup. Seriously, we sat in the truck, windows closed for 12 hours.
Aware of the steady stream of people on the property and anxious to get the day’s hard labor behind me, I wiped a cleansing cloth around my face leaving brows perfectly intact. I was impressed how my yesterday’s face remained my secret until nearly noon when we took a break from unloading for lunch. And for me, bathing.
For the next two weeks, as we hauled bulky items and I rearranged my “cottage,” my aching feet hit the floor running and I practically passed out at night. I appreciated my unretouched brows in the morning. Truth be told, I quickly mastered the art of washing without removing the gel, making it last up to 36 hours. Fine; 56 hours so far. I know; gross. Kendra and the kids are gone before I’m out and about, Cole actually needs glasses and his customers rarely see me. My dirty little secret is secure.
Now that I’ve settled in, I’m somewhat sad to report the gel indeed will last until I wash it off – as long as I nearly pass out the night before – and don’t budge till morning.
With the cooler weather Cole recently activated the heater in the paint shop. The
really loud blower motor is against the wall that separates my headboard and pillows from the fan. It restarts every 30 – 90 minutes.
All. Night. Long.
On the second cool night I crashed hard into bed again, brow gel and all. After sleeping soundly every night for six weeks, imagine my disappointment seeing the mirror the next morning; one brow rubbed onto my pillow slip and the other in patchy disarray.
So much for my failed time-saving theory. Still, after soap and water, a brisk brush of the teeth, four swipes of the tiny gel brush, and a tie in my hair I’m out the door, soy latte breakfast and all.
Girlfriend, the cows and the calf are glad to see me just after dawn. I’m sure they’re impressed by my brows, not the hay, alfalfa and grain.
“Not that I was ever in need, for I have learned how to be content with whatever I have. I know how to live on almost nothing or with everything. I have learned the secret of living in every situation, whether it is with a full stomach or empty, with plenty or little.” Philippians 4:11, 12 (NLT)
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